Author’s Note: I wrote this about 4 years ago when my now 9-year-old was 5. It’s still relevant.
Having kids is like having your drunken friends over, but with less cursing and a lot of boo-boo kissing. My five-year-old daughter comes up with some remarks that would leave Socrates agape and asks questions that even Nicola Tesla would find baffling. Sometimes it’s deeply philosophical, other times serious science. See if you have a good response to these.